song against sex

Trauma in the workplace! Oh no! Oh my!
July 7, 2010, 1:49 am
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The following took place a couple weeks ago at my place of employment…

One of the managers and I have this long-standing joke where one of us will “fire” the other one, and the party of the second part mock-threatens to punch the party of the first part and each of us claim we could take the other one, no problem! Then one of us asks where they’re taking us, the Olive Garden?

So this manager and this other guy who’s SUPER juvenile were like, “Don’t get in our way! You’ll get caught in the crossfire!” And I was standing directly in between them, so I put ’em up and said I wasn’t worried, “I can take you both at the same time.” WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANS THAT I CAN DECK YOU BOTH IN THE FACE SIMULTANEOUSLY. Yeah, it shot straight to the top of my list of things Never To Say Again On Pain Of Death.



Day 1: Your sexual orientation or gender identity. Be creative in your definition.

I would say I’m a transromantic, driveless, repulsed-but-tolerant semi-androgynous asexual. I’m self-sufficient, independent, semi-Romantic and I crush ALL THE TIME on fictional characters and the occasional celeb..actual people, not so much. I’m the girl who didn’t get “That’s what she said!” jokes until she Googled it one day when she was twenty-one and, when asked by a coworker if she was “freaky,” asked him to be more specific.

You can read the full challenge here on Fuck Yeah LGBT. :)

I just played Apples to Apples with a bunch of 15-year-olds whose minds are all apparently way dirtier than mine, haha.
June 19, 2010, 9:59 am
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For instance…

  • I still don’t see the innuendo in “spilled milk.”
  • I think “husbands and wives” and “bride and groom” are hilarious matches for “smelly” and “disgusting,” and not for the reason they both won.
  • I don’t see a connection between “bride and groom,” “leather,” and “Russia.”

I don’t know why I keep Googling lyrics!
May 8, 2010, 2:06 am
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There was a big kerfuffle over how nasty “Crash Into Me” is when you listen to the words..the only distasteful line I could think of was the “hike up your skirt” bit, so I googled it. I’m now down to exactly one DMB song I can stand to listen to.

You people have such dirty minds! Hahaha.
April 30, 2010, 1:19 pm
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Her: =o
Me: That face makes me laugh
Her: Why? because it’s quite sexual?
Me: ……………..It’s sexual? Haha.
Me: Please translate!
(she idles)
Me: Mlle, I am seriously lost.
Her: xDD
Her: =o
Her: Does that conjure up any images of
Her: say
Her: third base?
Her: sucky sucky
Her: licky licky
Me: Okay, no, I can safely say it conjures up no images of sucky sucky licky licky.
Me: But now I’m laughing more.
Her: XDD
Her: wow.

In Talialand, this emoticon is nothing more than a sideways superstartled face.