song against sex

March 5, 2011, 1:14 am
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I don’t know anything and I thought I did but I don’t and why why why do I have to be Jude AND Sue AND Anna all at the same time?


Day 2: Did you have any experiences as a child that might have foreshadowed your sexuality?
  • When I was five or six, people would ask me if I wanted to get married [speaking of, wtf!] and I’d consistently answer that I wanted to adopt twelve kids—six girls, six boys—but I didn’t want to get married.
  • When I was twelve, my grandmother attempted to give me “the talk,” but I was extremely uncomfortable and so unresponsive that she gave up. At one point, when I said I “didn’t know” the answer to a question, she got mad and said, “Who would know, Peter Pan?!” Haha.
  • During a game of Truth or Dare at a sleepover with two friends, the inevitable “fantasy” question came up. All of us were supposed to share, so I elected to go last, to give me more time to think something up. ;) The entire time my friends were describing “the farthest they had ever imagined themselves going with a boy,” I think, my mind was racing trying to come up with something they hadn’t already said. I failed miserably. I think I ended up saying something about kissing a boy, which ironically is the honest answer to that question. They were a bit offended!

You can read the full challenge here on Fuck Yeah LGBT. :)

I’m a bad person to ask for advice on making sexual advancements, haha.
May 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
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A coworker is trying to figure out how to approach her Love Interest for sex. She doesn’t want to be too direct! But she wants him to understand what she’s asking! But she doesn’t want to just text it to him straight out! But she doesn’t know how big of a hint he’s gonna need! But she also wants him to be her boyfriend, not just one night of fun!

But when the Q. is “What do YOU think I should do?” my A. is “Well…if…I…um…”

Sorry, Coworker! I hope you figure it out..