song against sex

I’m a bad person to ask for advice on making sexual advancements, haha.
May 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
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A coworker is trying to figure out how to approach her Love Interest for sex. She doesn’t want to be too direct! But she wants him to understand what she’s asking! But she doesn’t want to just text it to him straight out! But she doesn’t know how big of a hint he’s gonna need! But she also wants him to be her boyfriend, not just one night of fun!

But when the Q. is “What do YOU think I should do?” my A. is “Well…if…I…um…”

Sorry, Coworker! I hope you figure it out..


I don’t know why I keep Googling lyrics!
May 8, 2010, 2:06 am
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There was a big kerfuffle over how nasty “Crash Into Me” is when you listen to the words..the only distasteful line I could think of was the “hike up your skirt” bit, so I googled it. I’m now down to exactly one DMB song I can stand to listen to.

I want one of these!!
May 4, 2010, 9:04 pm
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If there’s one thing all asexuals seem to have in common, it’s a love of glasses. If you don’t need them, you wear them ’cause they’re cute, and if you don’t wear them, you have A Thing for those who do. Amiright? (Exhibit A: “Girls with glasses”  Exhibit B: “Do you wear glasses?“)

Get it here.

Urban Dictionary’s always interesting
May 4, 2010, 12:23 am
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Search “asexual” on Urban Dictionary and you’ll find, as always, definitions all across the board..from awesome (“The lack of any sexual drive. With this sexuality, you can stare at women right in the face. Yes, I know, It’s amazing to be one.”) to odd (“Is a very rare and strange sexual orientation”). More favorites:

Ironically, the idea of asexualism is very sexy. Andy Warhol was rumoured to be asexual. When I’m not in love, I’m asexual.” [Note: Someone who identifies with the statement “When I’m not in love, I’m asexual” may be demisexual, which is related to asexuality.]

B)has been emotionally disturbed previously in their lifetime to the point of no longer desiring a mate to breed with,”

I enjoy being asexual. Life is less complicated when you factor out trying to get into someone’s pants.”

“someone who knows sex is of the devil. shea has been asexual since his boyfriend cheated on him, and from then on knew it was a sin.

“i can understand why young girls fancy that boy band member, he looks very asexual”

The Bases as explained by xkcd
May 3, 2010, 11:23 pm
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Goodness, if it’s this complicated, I don’t feel so bad for not getting it, haha.
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